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21 Funniest Valentine’s Day Jokes, According to Kids

Karyn Lynch by Karyn Lynch
March 21, 2022
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  1. Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes
  2. Valentine’s Day Knock-Knock Jokes
  3. Valentine’s Day Puns for Kids

February 14 falls right in the middle of winter when we all need a little cheering up. And what better way to lift everyone’s spirits than with a few lovey-dovey jokes? This Valentine’s Day, along with a card and a sweet treat, pop one of these hand-written jokes into your kid’s lunchbox to capture your little cupid’s heart. Or if you’re celebrating at home, write out a handful of your favorites and hide them around the house for your family to find all week long.

Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes

Did Adam and Eve ever have a date? “No, they had an apple!” —Maisie, 8

What did the blueberry say on Valentine’s Day? “I love you berry much!” —Savannah, 9

What do you call a small Valentine? “A Valen-tiny.” —Lewis, 8

What did the lightbulb say to his girlfriend? “I love you a whole watt!” —Zayed, 11

Where did the hamburger take his date? “To the meatball!” —Lakeisha, 9

What do pickles in love say? “I love you a great dill!” —Becky, 8

What did one watermelon say to the other on Valentine’s Day? “You’re one in a melon!” —Marie, 13

What’s the perfect thing to say to a coffee-lover on Valentine’s Day? “Words cannot espresso what you mean to me.” —Deena, 5

Do you have a date for Valentine’s day? “Yes, February 14th!” —Claire, 7

What did the ghost say to his girlfriend? “You look so boo-tiful!” —Tanya, 9

What did the rabbit say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day? “Somebunny loves you!” —Hudson, 6.5

What did the paper clip say to the magnet? “I find you very attractive!” —Charlie, 7

Why did the boy put candy under his pillow? “Because he wanted sweet dreams!” —Asham, 7

What did one volcano say to the other? “I lava you!” —Becky, 8

Valentine’s Day Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Peas. Peas who? “Peas be my Valentine!” —Thomas, 9

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Arthur. Arthur who? “Arthur any chocolates left for me?” —Suzie, 5

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? “Olive you!” —Ben, 4

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Frank. Frank who? “Frank you for being my friend!” —Simon, 11

Valentine’s Day Puns for Kids

“You should be put in jail because you stole my heart!” —Sammie, 7

“If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one!” —Zayed, 11

“Did you hear about the porcupine who lost his glasses? He fell in love with a pincushion!” —Victoria, 12

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